You may know that, on our home planet, Buzz was a famous musician!

People flocked to his concerts to hear his musical armpits. On our home planet he was known as the Armpit Fart Maestro!

But when he arrived on Earth, people weren’t so fond of his musical talents. So now he’s taken up a new musical instrument: Knee Farting!! I’m sure Earthlings will love it once he perfects his new instrument!

So be sure to look for Buzz’s upcoming Knee Farting Youtube videos on AlienBuzz TV. His best songs include Pop Goes the Weasel, Baa Baa Black Sheep, Chop Sticks, America the Beautiful, and Buzz’s all-time favorite: Toyland!!

And maybe me, Fizzy, will dance to Buzz’s musical masterpieces!! I think Buzz will be so happy!

Note from Buzz: Not so much!

It’s that time to start thinking about my New Year’s resolution! My resolution from last year was to bring more happiness to the life of our good friend Buzz. I’m sure he’ll agree that I was successful in making that happen!

But for 2019, I have something else in mind. I’d like to let Buzz take more time off from inventing toys.  While he is relaxing I will do the invention work! This will also allow Buzz to focus on making more Youtube videos.

I’ve made a list of the toys and cool games that I will invent for him. What do you think?

First up are toys for girls! How about a baby doll that cries ALL DAY and can’t be turned off? Or a DIY crafts kit using spaghetti to weave food blankets?

Next are fun games! What if a game challenges players to collect the most toenails clippings? Or a game where players travel to different countries to collect passport stamps? Just think of the game night families could have with everyone in different nations?

Boys, I’m not forgetting you! We could shrink real people and monsters to make them become action figures. Just think how fun it would be to have that kind of collection in your home!

Those are just some of my invention ideas. I’m pretty sure Buzz will love ‘em!!!

I’m really looking forward to 2019!