It’s Buzz, and I just came up with my first ever conspiracy theory!

Do you remember Lola the Sloth from this video on our Youtube channel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlSgGKR9gb0

In the video, we learned that sloths move super sloooooooowly. They sleep 15 to 20 hours a day. They hang from branches, and they crawl instead of walk. And they’re anti-social. But, best of all, they take up to 10 hours to poop!!

So what’s the conspiracy theory? I THINK MY NEIGHBOR IS A SLOTH!

My neighbor’s name is Lloyd (kind of sounds like Lola). Lloyd sleeps a lot on a hammock in his backyard, like a sloth. He never says hello to me or Fizzy, which is anti-social (but that could be since he’s caught Fizzy and me using his swimming pool). I’ve seen him eat salads, which are leaves. And when he’s out of the hammock, he just rolls into the pool (no walking).

I don’t know if Lloyd takes 10 hours to poop but he is in is house for many hours. I hope you’ll join in on my conspiracy theory, that my neighbor is really a sloth!!!