We all know how much Buzz loves to fart. So I interviewed him to “get to the bottom” of his favorite hobby:
FIZZY: What are your favorite foods to gas it up.
BUZZ: That’s easy. Bok choy and kale!
FIZZY: Any reason why?
BUZZ: I’d say it’s for the firepower.
FIZZY: Eww.
BUZZ: Right?
FIZZY: You’ve invented fun games about snot and poop. Why not farts?
BUZZ: Interesting you should ask. I’m currently working on some fart-related games and toys!
FIZZY: What will you call these games and toys?
BUZZ: I’m thinking about a game called “Stinky or Stanky” . Or a farting boat called "Toots Ahoy” ….Hmmmm…...Another concept I am exploring is a musical toy that teaches "Bum Yodeling!"
FIZZY: Do you think you’re the gassiest being in the universe?
BUZZ: Not to toot my own horn, but I’m pretty sure I’m the Master of the Blaster!
FIZZY: Cut!
BUZZ: Don’t mind if I do.
FIZZY: Not what I meant, Buzz.
Thankfully this interview is over! If you have any thoughts about Buzz and his bottom blasts, comment on this video: Ben Franklin’s Fart proudly book, Fart Jokes!